Last updated: May 22, 2026
This website collects absolutely nothing. Not your IP, not your browser, not your hopes, not your dreams. If you emailed me once in 2014, I probably forgot. If you sent a fax — I respect that.
All data is stored on a server that may or may not exist depending on whether the electric bill was paid this month. What little data exists lives in a SQLite file that has seen more human tears than a Russian soap opera.
Your data is not shared with anyone because there is nothing to share. If you find something, keep it. I don't want it back.
We use zero cookies. Not the digital kind and not the baked kind, which is honestly the bigger disappointment here.
The only third party involved is the hosting provider, who knows even less about you than I do. Good luck contacting them.
For any questions regarding this privacy policy: don't. Just don't. But if you really must, yell into the void — it listens sometimes.
This policy may be updated occasionally. Or not. Who's checking? Certainly not me.